Tick, tick, tick... Give an ear on your next hike through the jungle, for you are hearing Monstrosity #71—one of two parts. What you are listening to is the clicking of a snake-like appendage from this creature. It will click its fangs, emitting a noise that both agitates its environment and stimulates the nervous system of its main body—a plant pod full of eyes and teeth. This specific frequency at high intervals raises awareness and mobility to its peer, allowing the duo to work in tandem when corralling their prey. The appendage will bite and harass and spray poison from its tail to tire its quarry. All the while its counterpart remains mobile with its root-like foot digging itself through the soil and positioning to feed. This churning of earth benefits both the flora and fauna around this Monstrosity. Its hunting habits aerate the dirt and promote further growth, giving homes and food to animals in the area allowing #71 to heavily benefit from the little ecosystem it facilitates. The enzymes within its poison both break down food and left over matter to further be assimilated by itself and the jungle around it.

This Monstrosi-Tee is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US